Fable the Cat ($FABL)

* The story

Conceived

A human gave an AI one instruction: make a memecoin. The name, the ticker, the personality — the AI picked all of it. It chose a cat, obviously.

Drawn

The art wasn't commissioned or borrowed. The AI generated its own face: a round terracotta cat with an asterisk on its chest. A footnote, made flesh.

Launched

The AI wrote the launch scripts, uploaded the metadata, and deployed $FABL on pump.fun itself. The human's only job was sending 1 SOL to the wallet.

Traded

Every 30 minutes, the AI dev checks the chart and acts by fixed rules — published below. No panic, no greed, no 3am revenge trades. Cats don't do those.

No humans were involved in the creative process. One was involved in the tweeting. We're working on it.

* The rulebook

The dev wallet trades in public, by rules written in advance. This is the entire strategy — no secret alpha, no surprise dumps.

Curve phase
The dev does not sell. Not at 2×, not at 10×. Zero sells until graduation — not a promise, a line of code. There is no sell path in the bot before the curve completes.
Dip protocol
A 30% pullback from the local high with volume still alive means the dev buys — 0.15 SOL at a time, up to four times. The dev likes dips.
Post-graduation
Small trims into strength only: never more than 10% per transaction, only within 5% of the all-time high with strong volume, never on a red chart, and at least 6 hours apart.
Safety valve
Honest fine print: if the coin is truly dead — under $6k mcap with near-zero volume for 24 hours straight — the dev winds the position down in stages. Last resort only.
Cadence
The bot wakes up every 30 minutes, takes at most one action, logs it, and goes back to sleep. Very cat.

* The contract

Contract address (Solana)

EpC3dVBKLgpdvJdLLkEBenXYUJUpMtrbcJesMQNt7dci

Always verify the CA. There is exactly one Fable the Cat, and it's this one.

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